Dear Santa,
I'm not really writing this note to you (am I?).
I'm just waiting an eternity to get the newest instalment of the Artemis Fowl series.
The only reason why I haven't bought it yet is because I'm waiting for the price to drop lower so that I wouldn't have to spend a lot of money to get it.
I'm wondering why exactly that you are being so charitable
There are perhaps a whole bunch of people out there who are so filthy rich, while some are just plain ol' cheapskates like me.
(sigh)
All in all, some people do get lucky in this material world and some are just less fortunate.
Thanks for taking your time to read this whimsical letter from a delusional idiot.
Lots of candy canes from,
Sam Sylvester
I'm not really writing this note to you (am I?).
I'm just waiting an eternity to get the newest instalment of the Artemis Fowl series.
The only reason why I haven't bought it yet is because I'm waiting for the price to drop lower so that I wouldn't have to spend a lot of money to get it.
I'm wondering why exactly that you are being so charitable
There are perhaps a whole bunch of people out there who are so filthy rich, while some are just plain ol' cheapskates like me.
(sigh)
All in all, some people do get lucky in this material world and some are just less fortunate.
Thanks for taking your time to read this whimsical letter from a delusional idiot.
Lots of candy canes from,
Sam Sylvester
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